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subaru

You got a fast car, I wanna ticket to anywhere, Maybe we can make a deal, Maybe together we can get somewhere, Any place is better, Startin' from zero, got nothin' to lose, Maybe we'll make somethin', Me myself I've got nothin' to prove. You got a fast car, I got a plan to get us outta here, Been working at a convenience store, Managed to save just a little bit of money We won't have to drive to far, Just 'cross the border and into the city, You and I can both get jobs, And finally see what it means to be livin'. You see, my old man's got a problem, Lives with the bottle, that's the way it is He says his body's too old for workin', I say his body's too young to look like his, My mama went off and left him, Wanted more from life than he could give, I said somebody's got to take care of him, So I quit school and that's what I did. You got a fast car, Is it fast enough so we can fly away? We gotta make a decision, Leave tonight or live an' die this way. So I remember when we were drivin', Drivin' in your car, Speeds so fast I felt like I was drunk, City lights lay out before us, And your arm felt nice wrapped round my shoulder, And I, I had a feelin' that I belonged, And I, I had a feelin' I could be someone, Be someone, be someone. You got a fast car, We go cruisin' to entertain ourselves, You still ain't got a job, And I work in the market as a checkout girl, I know things will get better, You'll find work and I'll get promoted, And we'll move out of the shelter, Buy a bigger house and live in the suburbs. So I remember when we were drivin', Drivin' in your car, Speeds so fast I felt like I was drunk, City lights lay out before us, And your arm felt nice wrapped round my shoulder, And I, I had a feelin' that I belonged, And I, I had a feelin' I could be someone, Be someone, be someone. You got a fast car, I got a job that pays all our bills, You stay out drinkin' late at the bar, See more of your friends than you do of your kids, I'd always hoped for better, Thought maybe together, you and me'd find it, I got no plans, I ain't goin' nowhere, So take your fast car and keep on drivin'. So I remember when we were drivin', Drivin' in your car, Speeds so fast I felt like I was drunk, City lights lay out before us, And your arm felt nice wrapped round my shoulder, And I, I had a feelin' that I belonged, And I, I had a feelin' I could be someone, Be someone, be someone. You got a fast car, Is it fast so you can fly away? You gotta make a decision, Leave tonight or live and die this way

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meow

[gurgling] [Spoken Intro] El Scorcho! Ay carumba! [Verse 1] Goddamn you half-Japanese girls Do it to me every time Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello And I'm jello, baby But you won't talk, won't look, won't think of me I'm the epitome of public enemy Why you wanna go and do me like that? Come down on the street and dance with me [Chorus] I'm a lot like you, so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting, oh I think I'd be good for you And you'd be good for me [Verse 2] I asked you to go to the Green Day concert You said you never heard of them (how cool is that) How cool is that? So I went to your room and read your diary: "Watching Grunge leg drop New Jack through a press table..." And then my heart stopped: "Listening to Cio-Cio San Fall in love all over again." (Ow!) [Chorus] I'm a lot like you, so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting I think I'd be good for you And you'd be good for me [Bridge] How stupid is it? I can't talk about it I gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart How stupid is it? Won't you gimme a minute Just come up to me and say hello to my heart How stupid is it? For all I know you want me too And maybe you just don't know what to do Or maybe you're scared to say: 'I'm falling for you' [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] I wish I could get my head out of the sand 'Cause I think we'd make a good team And you would keep my fingernails clean But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize 'Cause I can't even look in your eyes without shaking And I ain't faking I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon [Chorus] I'm a lot like you, so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting (Waiting, oh) I think I'd be good for you And you'd be good for me (Oh-hoo!) [Outro] (I'm a lot like you) I'm a lot like you (I'm a lot like you) I'm waiting, oh I think I'd be good for you And you'd be good for me, woo!